Study Finds Vaccine Against Yawning to Be Safe and Effective in Clinical Trials

This totally fake medicine against one of humanity’s most contagious behaviors highlights the scientific process of creating a new pharmaceutical.

Did you yawn after seeing this? Talk to your doctor about “YawnAway™”. (Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash)

Yawning. That universal, uncontrollable gesture of fatigue has plagued boardrooms, classrooms, and long car rides for generations. It starts with one person, spreads to another, and before you know it, the whole room is caught in a slow-motion wave of open-mouthed lethargy. Now, thanks to the audacious work of Somnolent Solutions Inc., we may be looking at a future free of contagious yawning. Their revolutionary vaccine, YawnAway™, is poised to change everything. But is it a cure or a curiosity? I set out to find answers.

An Unlikely Hero

“Yawning has long been overlooked as a productivity killer,” explained Dr. Lila Reston, lead researcher at Somnolent Solutions Inc. “But we’re here to tell the world it doesn’t have to be this way. YawnAway™ is not just a vaccine — it’s a declaration of independence from tired social habits.”

The vaccine’s journey began modestly, with small-scale trials aimed at identifying whether the drug could safely block the mysterious proteins YF1 and YF2 — the…